Sir, Ancient Pistol’s below and would speak with you

Drawer
Sir, Ancient Pistol’s below and would speak
with you.
Doll
Hang him, swaggering rascal! Let him not come
hither. It is the foul-mouthed’st rogue in England.

You may stroke him as gently as a puppy
greyhound. He’ll not swagger with a Barbary hen if
her feathers turn back in any show of resistance.—

Hostess
If he swagger, let him not come here. No, by
my faith, I must live among my neighbors. I’ll no
swaggerers. I am in good name and fame with the
very best. Shut the door. There comes no swaggerers
here. I have not lived all this while to have
swaggering now. Shut the door, I pray you.
Falstaff
Dost thou hear, hostess?
Hostess
Pray you pacify yourself, Sir John. There
comes no swaggerers here.
Falstaff
Dost thou hear? It is mine ancient.
Hostess
Tilly-vally, Sir John, ne’er tell me. And your
ancient swaggerer comes not in my doors. I was
before Master Tisick the debuty t’ other day, and, as
he said to me—’twas no longer ago than Wednesday
last, i’ good faith—“Neighbor Quickly,” says
he—Master Dumb, our minister, was by then—
“Neighbor Quickly,” says he, “receive those that
are civil, for,” said he, “you are in an ill name.”
Now he said so, I can tell whereupon. “For,” says
he, “you are an honest woman, and well thought
on. Therefore take heed what guests you receive.
Receive,” says he, “no swaggering companions.”
There comes none here. You would bless you to
hear what he said. No, I’ll no swaggerers.
Falstaff
He’s no swaggerer, hostess, a tame cheater, i’
faith. You may stroke him as gently as a puppy
greyhound. He’ll not swagger with a Barbary hen if
her feathers turn back in any show of resistance.—
Call him up, drawer.Drawer exits.
Hostess
“Cheater” call you him? I will bar no honest
man my house, nor no cheater, but I do not love
swaggering. By my troth, I am the worse when one
says “swagger.” Feel, masters, how I shake; look
you, I warrant you.
Doll
So you do, hostess.
Hostess
Do I? Yea, in very truth, do I, an ’twere an
aspen leaf. I cannot abide swaggerers.